Crime Scene Sex
I feel when it comes to period sex there are two camps. There’s the hell no! Do not touch me below the waist for a week (which is the camp I am in) and then there’s the other camp who lays down a towel and gets busy. Years and years ago when I was young and my self-worth was tied up in what a man thought of me, I engaged in crime scene sex. It was an awful mess. AWFUL! It was like that scene in the SHINING where the blood pours through the elevators. Or when CARRIE get’s the pigs blood poured on her at the prom. AWFUL. Not sexy.
Eww. Why this topic? Why even discuss these things well my fellow marketing and PR colleague Yetunde Taiwo who is gorgeous, smart, kind and has talents way beyond pitching media teamed up with her bestie Taiece Lanier and wrote Sex Chocolate Cry, How To Stay Happy During Your Menstrual Cycle.
The press release describes it as a witty, new quick read for mature women who are most likely sexually active, and who experience all the roller coaster of emotions that comes with menstrual cycle and sex. It provides a great read for women while they are going through their “period days” sharing with them a good laugh in spite of the pain they will never get used to.
The book has four main chapters: Sex – which gets into the whole horny-ness issue. Maybe in my 20’s I was a little horn dog at that time of the month but mostly I wanted to wear sweats, watch 90210 pop some Motrin and die. The man in my life has two purposes during this week. 1. Scratch my head while we watch TV and 2. Don’t piss me off.
The next chapter is more my scene – Chocolate. I 100% MUST HAVE CHOCOLATE in the house the week of my period. The Reese’s mini peanutbutter cups, cold in the fridge are my crack that time of the month. I’m not into chocolate that much normally but holy crap that one week I need it. The book goes into why that is.
Cry – is the chapter that goes into why a pet food commercial can send me into an emotional tail spin. Really? I’m bawling over the Dogs Rule Purina commercial? What the hell is wrong with me?
Sex Chocolate Cry, How To Stay Happy During Your Menstrual Cycle will be available for print soon and on Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EC0ZZVI for $4.99 for the Kindle version and $12.99 for the full color, glossy print version.
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