One of the cool things about living in Miami is getting to hop on the basketball bandwagon that is The Miami Heat. I never really got into basketball that much when I lived in New York and New Jersey. I remember when Patrick Ewing was the big star but it wasn’t like NY/NJ basketball ever...

Lisa goes out in for a night in South Beach in a $20 dress bought at Walgreens.

I’ve been living in Miami for about a year and a half. I’ve met some fun girls, exchanged numbers, maybe even met for happy hour but what I’ve yet to find is a “Wing-Woman,” a total gamer who parties like a professional isn’t a stuck up needy pain in the ass and can just roll with...